Our computers don’t do the normal computer things. I would say I don’t know why…but I’d be lying.

The thing is, my husband is a total (not partial, mind you) computer geek. He is always tweaking with little (not always important) details on the computers. One is the sounds they make. When most people get a new e-mail their computer has a bell ring sound (or something like that). Ours blurts out “Electronic Mail!” in the voice of Strongbad.

When an illegal function is made on our computer, it doesn’t do that low pitched “dink” that other computers do…..it says “Oooops! You broke it!” in the voice of Homestar.

Well, this morning, I got a lovely surprise….

I’m still not sure what I did, or didn’t do. But my computer’s volume was turned all the way up….and my computer yelled at me, yelled at me, “Why you lazy crap for crap!” Once again, in the voice of aforementioned Strongbad.

Yes. At 8:00 in the morning. Before breakfast.

*sigh*

I still love you Joshua. I guess I’ll keep you!